What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

Dr No

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

This Electronic Device We All Toss Holds 450 Milligrams of 22-Carat Gold you never knew was there - Indian Defence Review

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is a good investment portfolio for someone starting in their 20s? 90% VT and 10% BND for a Roth IRA then 100% TDF for a 401k?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

How often do you watch the news on TV?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?